- From : Chloe Lovegood
Welcome to your very own guide to the best pranking material this world has to offer. One Wednesday every month, the SoMe team will be gifting you with three of the best Weasley inventions from the high class shop Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes! We are here this week only to fulfil the needs of an avid pranker. In this article, you will be offered a chance to explore the truly history-making inventions of this shop.
On every special Prankster Edition of weasley Wednesday, we will leave you with a very interesting (limited edition) prank. This will include your usual risk assessment and a step by step guide to making the prank worth the money you paid on it to begin with. But be warned, you must tread lightly when choosing to partake in the act of pranking. There will be some who will stop at nothing to cease your devious actions.
When hiding your objects of pranking, we would recommend you keep them under someone else's bed. Preferably someone you dislike so they’ll go down for your mischievous antics instead *wink*.
Buckle up, get out your parchment and take note of what we’re about to tell you- you’re in for a treat.
"Is a professor getting to you again? Are you tired of having to turn up for the same darn dreadful class every morning on a Monday? Much to the authorities distaste, the Weasleys’ created something just for you- The Skiving Snack Box." - Review from the 'Wizard Pranksters Daily'
Inside of this wonderful box you will find people-friendly sweets and pastries with the intent of making the perfect event-skipping excuse! From growing boils to Puking Pasties, you will find a large array of different sicknesses for your liking within this box. But fear not, most of the effects will disappear in time! You’ll be able to get a couple of classes off if you play it right. However, don’t overdo it! Teachers are now trained in the art of checking for magical illnesses, especially of the Weasley kind!
Allergy advice- It’s not quiet known what’s in these treats. But we would recommend if you have a nut allergy or are lactose intolerant that you do not take them. Same for if you’re a wimp, no one wants to here the moaning once you start to turn leaf green.
Named after the famous Wizard, you-know-who, the U-no-poo green pills will cause the eater an extremely severe amount of constipation! Use with caution, they are almost undetectable once dissolved into pumpkin juice- don’t end up taking them yourself!
We recommend you use this item for when you need to avenge yourself after being a victim of serious embarrassment due to another person. It’s a difficult thing to imagine, but sometimes you’ve just got to do something. Carefully slip two pills into their drink or food while they’re not watching and the pill will dissolve into the object. The affects of the U-no-poo will start to show within an hour or so, giving you enough time to vacate the premises.
3) Portable Swamp
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The portable swamp is an incredible device. Many professors, though against the charmed object, conclude that the prank is incredibly sophisticated magic. There is a small portable swamp, left in memory of Fred and George Weasleys’ time at Hogwarts, outside the late Professor Umbridge’s office. The swamp was placed there during her time as headmaster and a small puddle of swamp is kept there as a token to the Wealseys’ fight against the prejudice teacher.
We do not recommend you put this swamp outside any of the offices of current teachers, the matter would not end nicely for you.
The portable swamp is this weeks “Prank Practical”. Below is an idea of how to get back at a certain someone in your house who snitched you up to a teacher for you “evil doings”. This prank is free of charge are available exclusively to readers of Weasley Wednesday- however we ask you keep the idea top secret from any other non-reading folk. You will leave the intended victim thinking their bed has been bewitched into becoming a swamp.
‘The Portable Swamp’- A quick overview of a classic, 100% effective prank.
You will need:
-> 2 Portable swamps at least
-> enough hatred for the person to pull of doing the prank not once but twice
-> Complete lack of respect for the school rules
-> A bin
Warning: do NOT try this at Howarts school. You'll get a whole years worth of detentions!
Enjoy your pranking,
Next week... Dive into the world of love with a special range of Weasleys’ WonderWitch products. This will be an incredible artical for all the witches (or wizards) looking to achieve their way to love in a very, very strange way.
Note: If I see any of these pranks around my dear Hogwarts, I will turn you into nice little chocolate frogs!
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