Welcome welcome to another edition of Why so Sirius!

A while back I got a request to interview someone, so here I am. Everyone say hello to Dmitri!

Not calling you Timmy felt very weird, so I'll quickly move on to question 1! What's the most ridiculous fact you know?

Uh... most of my silly facts are inappropriate, but let me think... your forearm and foot are typically always the same length. (and if you see anyone measuring to check that, give them a little push from me)

Noted, and I will definitely blame you when I get in trouble for pushing people.

I'm curious to hear the answer to this one. Question 2: What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Hmm a pink tutu for a rainbow theme night that a big group of my friends were all supposed to make ourselves. I'm terrible at crafting and so mine kept falling off so i just used duct tape B) my 6'7" friend also had to tape his on, but his was orange and he looked like a cheeto.

Do you think your friend can make me a cheeto tutu? I desperately need one in my life.

Oh, here's a good one! Question 3: You’re a mad scientist, what scientific experiment would you run if money and ethics weren’t an issue?

Mix animals together and create fancy hybrids for reasons. Bacon flavoured eggs o: flying puppies o: cows that produce strawberry milk o: a friendly goose o:

I can't explain why I'm not surprised but I'm not. Anyway I want a horse-sized cat!

Q4: If you were transported 400 years into the past with no clothes or anything else, how would you prove that you were from the future?

I would... uhm... slice some bread and be a marvel - because apparently sliced bread was invented in 1928

No way... You're telling me people just ate chunks out of bread? I'm having an existential crisis.

Last question!! Question 5: What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

Uh i was a notoriously gullible kid so there's quite a few things i've believed to be true that i have been realising recently were not quite so true. the one that stands out is that i actually believed that my dead hamster came back to life when my dad put him somewhere warm overnight. i realise now as an adult that he just got me a new one but i told that story to everyone for years because i was very proud of my resilient hamster. i also thought my friend's mum put chicken in all her cakes.

Now I'm sad... I'll stick with very resilient hamster thank you very much. I also won't ask WHY you thought there was chicken in cakes.

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this edition where I embarrassed- I mean interviewed Dmitri!

As always, I hope you enjoyed and don't hesitate to owl me if you'd like to see someone else interviewed. Until next time!