Chatterbox

Edition #002

Year 43, week 4
Written by:   Oscar Edwards
Hello hello! Welcome back to Chatterbox! Did you think what you said in chat was safe, and wasn't ever going to get brought up again? Well... think again >:D

I'll stalk the chat's and compile an assortment of the most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching quotes from your real conversations and keep them tucked away in my little notebook. Then, every two weeks, I'll find the real gems that made me laugh, cry, or question reality—and let them shine in all their unfiltered glory. All completely out of context, of course.

If you happen to stumble upon something a friend, professor, or even yourself has said that you think would make a good fit for this article simply take a screenshot of it, and send it to me
(Oscar Edwards) in an owl with the headline "Chatterbox Entry", and you might just see it in an upcoming edition!

Now, without further ado, let's dive right into this week's chaos!

Can this be classed as a threat?

Discovering what acronyms are, are we?

Such great words of encouragement!

What a skibbidy little fella, amirite?

*tosses hair flirtatiously*

Why is a twelve year old policing 74 year old alchemists bedtime? Pop off I guess queen.

Choosing favorites are we?

I bet Adrian is real proud of this one...

Oh I'm sure.

I honestly don't know if this is scientifically possible... someone run some experiments on this one.

Well that's... definitely a family tree!

Okay we love a short queen!

Thank you all so much for reading! I hope you got a good laugh out of this article, because I know I did! Again, if you see something in chat that you want to be featured here, simply send me a screenshot of it with the Headline "Chatterbox Entry". I'll see you next time, Oscar Out!

--coded by Nicole--