Edition #001
Year 43, week 2
Written by: Oscar Edwards
Hello hello! I'm coming to you with an all new article, Chatterbox! Did you think what you said in chat was safe, and wasn't ever going to get brought up again? Well... think again >:D
I'll stalk the chat's and compile an assortment of the most absurd, hilarious, and head-scratching quotes from your real conversations and keep them tucked away in my little notebook. Then, every two weeks, I'll find the real gems that made me laugh, cry, or question reality—and let them shine in all their unfiltered glory. All completely out of context, of course.
If you happen to stumble upon something a friend, professor, or even yourself has said that you think would make a good fit for this article simply take a screenshot of it, and send it to me
(Oscar Edwards) in an owl with the headline "Chatterbox Entry", and you might just see it in an upcoming edition!
Now, without further ado, let's dive right into this week's chaos!