Hi and welcome to the third installment of All Muggles Up!
Today we are diving into the mysterious and udderly wonderful world of cows. No, that does not sound right. The confounding and perilous world of boys! No, still not it …. oh yes. The wonderful and legen-dairy life of Cowboys! That’s enough horsing around, let’s spurs into action and get those chaps on!
These muggles really do know how to create some entertaining stuff and for the life of me, I can not imagine the genius that came up with this idea of creating a hybrid between a cow and a man. Do they have a human head and a cow body, or a cows’ head, a grass diet, while it walks on two legs like a man? No matter the combination, I am terrified just thinking about meeting this strange creature out in the wild. For where would it live? The forest is like a centaur or perhaps a house like a muggle? But that makes me wonder, how would it handle stairs! Cows are after all nutorious for not being evolutionarily prepared for such steep slopes and foreign leg movements. And we do not want any cows or boys tipping over for that matter.
I have never seen the mythical Cow-Boy myself of course, but the stories I have heard tell us that the Cow-Boy omits some strange noises to lure people closer. Yeehhaaa, clop clop, moo moo and how-deee, are just some of the sounds that have been known to be recorded in connection with the fearsome beast. I think it is safe to assume that legible speech is at least far beyond its capabilities, bless their hearts.
*Notice: It seems I was mistaken and cowboys are not really boys or cows, huh. What a very misleading name.*
As my muggle-ish friends, Crystal White has just informed me, Cowboys are in fact men who RIDE on cows and horses apparently. I am not sure if that makes this concept any better. Even worse, the muggles apparently have this saying that you should save a horse ride a … you know what, they actually do ride bulls for a living! Who in their right mind would do such a thing! Now if it was a dragon, then I would completely understand it because that is entertaining and a true art form, but a bull.. I think not, that is crossing a line and is a huge RED flag for me.
I will give these Cowboys one compliment though, they do have impeccable style and HATS! Round and large rimmed beauties. And the way they can tip it in greeting, *heart eyes*. I do think I need to take a holiday to Texas the next time I find myself on the American Continent. Even better I might get myself some spurs and chaps while I am at it. I think it will pair very nicely with my pink zebra colored blouse and neon green heels. Hmm... I think I better get moooving and take stock of the situation because this blog might lead a herd of ya'lls to stampede over there. Better giddy up get there before all the good hats are gone. Yehaww!
Before I leave you, here are some cowboy jokes for you to read until the next time!
What do you call a happy cowboy?
- A jolly rancher!
Why was the cowboy so sad?
- He couldn’t giddy-up
Why do cowboys always ride horses?
- Because they’re far too heavy to carry!
What do cows listen to at parties?
- Moosic
Stay tuned and discover more Muggle things and get Muggled Up in more magical mischief!
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