Welcome to this week's Why so Sirius!

Everyone say hello to my wonderful head of house, Eloise!

Let's dive right into it with question #1: Is a hot dog a sandwich? Why or why not?

I've never considered this before, but now that you've mentioned it, I can't stop thinking about it. I kinda want to say yes, because the bread is squishing the sausage very nicely. On the other hand, I want to say no, because the bread only has an opening on the top and not at the bottom, like a true sandwich would have. Because of this, I will say no. If anything, a hot dog is a baguette.

I really don't want to consider hot dogs sandwiches, so I guess baguette works!

Question #2: If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Definitely cats. I love them with all my heart, but they are some sneaky bastards sometimes. My own cat Sir William isn't the rudest, but I'm very sure he would have a thing or two to tell me, if he could. The "mao mao mao" I get a lot during the day already tells me quite a lot, though.

I totally agree! I'm not sure I want to know what my cats say about me...

Here's an interesting question, question #3: What are the unwritten rules at your workplace?

My current workplace is taking care of my family's new sheep for the summer. They're a lovely bunch! Unwritten Rule #1 is to always give Head of Sheep, Erna, food before anyone else. She is very greedy. Unwritten Rule #2 is to always shake the bushes loudly to make Bobbeline come running. She is also very greedy. Unwritten Rule #3 is to always bring small pieces of bread for the lamb Tvilling (Twin). And she is very greedy too.

Elo and the sheep gang B)

Almost there with question #4: What movie would be greatly improved if it was turned into a musical?

I'd have to say Coraline and the Secret Door. It's been my favourite movie since I was a kid. I had never considered how awesome it would be as a musical, though! It'd probably be even creepier if the talking cat was singing, but it'd be so worth it.

Brrr, creepy singing cats...

Here's the last one! Question #5: If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your body, what would five-year-old you do first?

My five-year-old self would run straight to Sir William and never stop cuddling him. I never thought I'd get to have a cat and tiny me would be so happy to see our dream came true!

Aweeee that's super adorable. Sir William sounds so distinguised too!

Thanks a bunch for letting me interview you, Eloise!

And as always, I hope you enjoyed. See you next time!