Yo yo yo! Me again, you bored of me yet? The answer better be no... Anyway! Here's the latest edition of Why so Sirius!

On this edition, I'll be interviewing our lovely Minister of Magic, everyone say hi to Zel!

Straight to question #1: If animals could talk, which one would you have a conversation with first and why?

Great question, I'd have a conversation with a panda. Any panda really, doesn't need to be specified. I adore them and I'm not afraid to say I have far too many panda plushies across my various homes and for my birthday I was given exclusively panda related presents. I think they'd have a fab level of conversation and if not, then it would be fun just to chill with them and make passing remarks every now and then. Panda chill anyone?

I'd love to ask a panda if they ever get sick of bamboo. Imagine eating the same thing all the time!

Moving on to question #2: What's the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Oof desperately trying to think of this one. It's a tie between a tutu and a lamp costume. I'll explain both. I did ballet for 8 years and thus had to do shows. Some of the dresses were honestly amazing and I'll forever cherish the opportunity to wear a ballgown style dress and dance twinkle twinkle with the very little ones as their fairy godmother. But there were two which absolutely horrified me. Vivaldi's 'Four Seasons' and Tchaikovsky's 'The Nutcracker'. I was Summer in the Four Seasons and a sugar plum fairy in The Nutcracker. The Summer tutu and leotard was pure bright yellow and positively awful. The Nutcracker changed from beautiful ballgown type dresses to awful lime green tutus so ... there's that.

The lamp costume was another story and it comes from the fateful school nativities in my penaultimate year of school before high school. I was originally set to play a christmas tree (yes I know) and we had a very special dance. Unfortunately, I took ill and was demoted to a lampost D:

I'm so sorry, I can't stop laughing. That's amazing. How did they think christmas tree would be too hard, but lamp post was fine?

Now this one I'm curious about. Question #3: What are some of the funniest nicknames you have for your coworkers?

Okay that's a good one. I'm one for getting nicknames (as WoP proves every day...), rarely do I give them out. For example, I'm called Tigger at work for my abounding and endless energy (and I have to jump to reach things). There's one fella at work who followed me in changing his hair colour every week or so. He's called Prism Duo because he followed after me (yes I gained the nickname Prism). A lady, called Dee, only has Eifel 65's 'Blue' sung at her to greet her in the morning by me. Why? Because she's "blue da ba DEE". For my univerisity society, we had a pancake day in first year. The leader asked what toppings people would normally go for and one lady popped up with blueberries. I never let her forget it and her nickname from that time till now, 3 years on, is Blueberry.

Awe, that's adorable! I never had nice coworkers, where did you find them D:

Question #4: What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Roman Colosseum game- no? (Still think it would be funny, the Lions may find their dinner tastes funny, though.) You know what, no I'm standing by it. Cue the "You get asked about sport and the first thing that comes to your mind is Ancient Rome?" comment from my partner. Ooops? I study Ancient Rome and Greece as part of my degree, so of course my mind goes to there.

We're calling that a game now? I mean... I'll take it, cuz it would be hilarious.

And our final question! Question #5: What would be the creepiest thing you could say while passing a stranger on the street?

Eeek. I mean I do like starting random/offputting conversations midstreet just to see how people would respond. The one I'd have to go with is energetically going up to them, giving them a confused look and then just delivering "Oh you look better awake!"

Okay, yep, that would definitely creep me out. I'm sure you're a menace in public. Or anywhere, really.

Alright ladies and gents, that was it for this edition. Once again, big thanks to Zel for letting me interview her!

As per usual, I hope you liked it! If you didn't... beep you. Just kidding, love you all, bye!