How to flip a goat and why.
Do you like animals? I do. Everytime I see one I admire its mighty horns, kind eyes, elegant nose and graceful beard. It chews the grass in my yard. It scratches its back with the horns. Or paws… Or teeth. It just exists! You can feel it, right? Since the first time you’ve met your first animal you ask yourself everyday: “How to flip it?” Today I’m going to help you with goats.
1. Own a goat. It will be easier to flip your own goat. Don’t touch your neighbour’s one if you are not a professional neighbour flipper.
2. Let it feel loved and relaxed in your yard.
3. Be certain about your grass quality. Better grass - better health. Basic etiquette.
4. Approach the goat from its side.
5. Squat.
6. Reach underneath.
7. Grab the opposite legs.
8. Pull them to your chest.
9. Flip the goat!
Here, the goat is on its back. Some people ask me: “why would anyone ever flip the goat?” Come on, everyone wants to do it once in his life. Make it more comfy on its back. But in fact it helps with the naughty behaviour, when goats start to act aggressively towards you.
From this point on, we are not responsible for your safety.
