Welcome back to the second edition of 'Why so Sirius?'

Everyone say hi to Alphard! Thanks for agreeing to this interview.

Let's get started! Question #1: What is the funniest joke you know?

Me myself and I obviously! I don't actually have a joke that I know from the top of my head, I usually crack jokes depending on the specific situation and don't think too much about it.

I'm not at all surprised by that answer. People keep saying I'm not funny.... I'm just funny in context! Situational humour for the win!

Question #2: What's the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

I had a few weird experiences, but the weirdest so far has to be when a good friend of mine invited his own friend over, a person that I didn't really know too much at the time. For the sake of this, let's call him "Jake." He comes over drenched in sweat (apparently got out of a football game) and greets us. Fast forward a few minutes my friend and I prepare to watch a movie when all of a sudden we hear the shower turning on from upstairs. I go upstairs to check it out only to find out that "Jake" is taking a shower. Here is me hoping that he didn't use any of my towels...

I think that's weird enough (also appropriate for the occasion)

I have no words... I'm getting the urge to check my bathroom for intruding Jakes.

Not entirely sure I want to know the answer to the next one, but here goes. Question #3: What would the world be like if it was filled with copies of you?

A world filled with a bunch of copies of me? I don't even know how to answer that honestly, both good and bad things. Recycling would be at an all-time high, all pets and animals would also have a home so none would be left out on the streets, everyone would most likely get along since I consider everyone I meet an equal until proven otherwise, so no pointless squabbling or fights over fragile egos. As for the bad things that could happen, well let's see, if everyone got lazy at once it would certainly not be good. I also don't have great knowledge about rockets and space, so no going to Mars, medicine will probably stop developing (bummer)

Okay so peace for everyone but... worldwide laziness. Sounds reasonable enough.

Question 4: Describe your favourite book/movie/tv show poorly

You are in a land filled with rulers who despise each other, there is one ugly-looking throne that everyone wants, some people are straight up crazy. Stay away from the blondes and drink a lot of wine.

Hey I liked the blondes! Not the brother though, very much not the brother. And wine man is an icon!

Q5: Who's your celebrity crush?

I have a few celebrity crushes and Alicia Silverstone in the '90s has to be one of them. (Nice gif btw) Apart from that have you seen Bridget Satterlee? I mean she is not a celebrity but she is... just... (insert fancy word) otherworldly.

Again, not surprised by that answer (thanks btw). Also, I looked her up and I walked right into that one. You simp.

That was it for this edition, folks. Thanks again Alphard for letting me interview you! Your answers were brilliant.

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